I know this cat named Drewski that is just sick with it.  I mean, he puts my face on other people's body like it ain't no thang.  I am gonna ask him if he can put other people's wallets in my pocket.  That is how dope he is.  Anyhoo, I met him of the message boards here on POETRI.COM and you never really know who you are talking to...until they start doing what they do.  The man is purely incredible.  If you need any kind of graphic designs done...this is the man to holla at.  You can hit him up on his myspace @ http://www.myspace.com/droopynotsaggy. 

So, I am afraid to say this in fear that you guys will get the wrong idea.  And when you get the wrong idea, you will think I am wrong about what I am about to say.  But, I have thought about this for many years and I think I am right.  I think that I am the best at cooking easy foods.  Yes, anyone can cook easy foods, but I think my easy food skillz are at the top of the meter.  I can really cook some easy to cook foods.  They taste the bomb.  Okay, example...I just got done grubbing on some pasta.  How hard is it to cook pasta, right?  But not too many pastas have I tasted that quite have the zest and zeal that my pasta has.  Oh and what about my chicken from the George Foreman Grill.  Come on.  No body hooks up their meat like I hook up my meat on the George Foreman!!!

You don't believe me, do you?  I dare you to come over my house one sunny Saturday afternoon and allow me to whip up a fruit smoothie.  It will be the best fruit smoothie that you have ever tasted...jamba juice included.  I be hooking up some food and stuff, ya'll.  I don't think I am getting the full credit that I deserve.  I am a master cook at the easy foods.  Hot dogs.  Ahh, you don't want to see me in a hot dog cooking contest.  I will eat you up.  No pun intended.  I am the best.

  I am also tired and out.  We were at the beach allllll day and it is time for me to get my sleep on.  I pray that I can wake up for church tomorrow, but it looks unlikely...cause I am tired.  I am beyond tired.  I am exhausted.  So, good night to all...and I pray your Sunday goes incredibly well...yay!!! 

But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

Keep it Natural.