I have always heard about the terrible twos.  I wasn't so sure if I believed that the child was any worse at that age than he/she was at any other age, but yes, I had definitely heard all the facts, lies, jokes and everything else about the TERRIBLE TWOS! 

Well, OMG!  Now, I am living with a child that has it.  It is like a disease or something.  What happened to my lovely princess?  She has been afflicted with this affliction.  And it only results me being afflicted with another affliction called "WHAT THE?!?!!?" Is there a cure?  People are telling me that the only cure for the terrible twos is the treacherous threes.  Well, I can't wait to the fantastic fours and fives.  Glory be the day for the sensational sixes and sevens.  Hallelujah for the enlightened eights or the nice nines.  Cause right now...I see why parents beat their children.  HAHA.  Just joking.  Well...not really...but sorta.  I just don't want the police beating down my door tomorrow morning at 8 in the morning.  Please don't wake her up any earlier than she already gets up.  She will be cranky all day. 

And the funny thing, she appears to have moment of terrific twos.  Seconds of shining light that beams from her smile and holds my attention with force.  But then, when that second is up, I am calling her name thirty seven times to put an object down that she shouldn't be holding or to get down from the couch or to NOT eat that morsel of corn that she found on the ground...Genesis come here.  Genesis...NOOOOO!  IS it alright to cuss at her with a name like Genesis?  No, huh?  I can't really see myself saying...GENESIS, PUT THAT SH*%T down.  HAHAHAHA.  Now that would be funny.

Anyhoo, say a prayer and a prayer for all young handsome parents to keep the peace with their children at this age.  Please help us not to commit any crimes that we would regret later.  Please give us strength to wake up and be a positive, wonderful, loving parents.  And please forgive us for the few moments when we are not.  AAAAAAMMMMAN!!!  

But as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

Keep it Natural.