Dear Self,

Why are you so retarded?  That is a rhetorical question, so don't try to answer it.  You are writing letters to your unborn child, but have not grown up yourself.  Stop moping around like you don't have any sense and get up and do something positive with your life.  Stop messing around with childish things.  Like your homie said...it is time to man up.  It is me deciding to write a letter to me about the stupid way that me acts.  YOU KNOW BETTER!  You know right from wrong.  You know that you are selfish.  Stop it. 

I know things are new for you right now.  NEWLY weird.  Things are different for you, now.  Matter of fact, things are different to you more so than than the average man.  You are fighting some obstacles.  But everyone has obstacles.  I know that you don't know what to do with yourself.  I know that you are not sure what the future holds for your sanity.  But, I do know that you know exactly WHO holds the future.  So, stop acting like you aren't a descendant from royalty.  You are a KING and you are acting like a peasant.  You are acting like the LORD doesn't have your back.  And if GOD be for us, who in the world can be against us?  NOT a single solitary thing can stand against the LORD.  So, stop walking around confused and not sure of this and that.  Be a man...for a doggone change.  Take a stance on SOMETHING.  Be sure about what GOD has spoken to you about the problems and the pains in your life.  Be confident.  

You couldn't write another letter to your child, until you wrote one to yourself.  Now read this mug everyday until it slaps some sense in you.  GOD didn't make no mess, so stop acting like one.  GOD doesn't make mistakes...so stop acting like your life is one.  Like it is an accident that things are the way they are with you...oh, lemme let GOD know that I am not suppossed to be in this predicament.  My life is suppossed to be cheery and happy and joyous alllllllllllllllll the time.  Yea, right.  Trials will come, dawg.  Expect them like you expect the wind to blow or the sun to rise.  If you woke up and the sun didn't rise, you would be hecka surprised, right?  Welll, guess what that ain't ever gonna happen.  THE SUN WILL RISE...just like problems will rise in your life.  DEAL WITH IT!!  HE gives you the tools to overcome...no matter what the situation is.  Yea, you may be in a different type of thang, but nothing is different from GOD...deal with it.  Dear, stupid, crazy, retarded self...DEAL WITH IT!!!

But as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

Keep it Natural.